skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

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mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

image

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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She was special, but she wasn’t smart. For Rita had only mentally progressed to the level of a first grader. Michael might have noticed her disability if it had not been masked by her British accent.

(Source: thebluths, via lntelligent)

rhydonmyhardon:

how do people find this kind of blatant sexual harassment amusing at all

(Source: lolgifs.net, via lntelligent)

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

(Source: jajaneenee, via joshpeckofficiall)

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via lntelligent)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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runescapegirlfriend:

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

this is about dwayne Johnson

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